funny words for ststus facebook

I "again climbing wall in facebook friends"

: "If I were as strong as superman, I'd be strong to not log into facebook"

: "I find that my ex-boyfriend was long gone, when typing his name dipencarian facebook there were 2561 people with the same name, which sebenanrnya my boyfriend!"

: "I do not have one friend difacebook, how to find friends on facebook? "

: "Is there going to add a funny facebook status? : D. if there is a direct comment below ya :)

"Rok mu .. raise my signal"

"My grandmother told me if we eat the devil ga read prayers follow food,
yes I've read the prayer'll eat ga ghost ate. "

"Well fitting a new drink I read the prayer, I'll be drinking demons ga ..
Serves tuh ... Satan, choking ..! "

"@ JAR, you just sound kuntilanak denger not? | Yes Jon, really scary! | Yes olooh .. Luckily I denger ga ..
^ o ^ "

"When a blind man I spy a shower, then he is the story of the deaf, then to the story of the deaf mute. Dumb people then shout:
"THERE ARE CRAZY PEOPLE READ THIS TEXT"! "

"The new way of eating oreo ..
diputer ditrawang licked then discarded .. "

"Ngrokok ahh, let nyamuk2 women who miscarry .."

"Noodles tasty curry kick, turning kick aq huft gag even spilled ... so eat"

"Now you've gone, leave me alone
Remember you crying
Laughing my tears when you left off ... "

"... * (Sitting on railroad tracks while eating fried)"

by @ Rifan: "last time I called for under some" Irwansyah Irwansyah "... then peek .. he Nanya gini "Acha Septriansah her ​​where?" ... walahhh so how come ... "

"See you at kmaren madman who I call" Irwansyah ".. I call him instead skrg "Budi towel" ... I wrote LGS vague fear of alleged defamation .. "

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kata kata lucu

saya ” lagi memanjat dinding teman di facebook”


: “Andaikan aku sekuat superman,aku pasti kuat untuk tidak login ke facebook”


: ” Aku mencari mantan pacarku yang telah lama hilang,saat mengetikan namanya dipencarian facebook ternyata terdapat 2561 orang dengan nama yang sama,yang mana pacarku sebenanrnya?”


: “Aku nggak punya teman seorangpun difacebook,bagaimana cara mencari teman di facebook? ”


: “Adakah yang mau menambahkan status  facebook yang funny? :D . kalau ada langsung komen dibawah ya :)


“Rok mu..membangkitkan sinyal ku”


“Nenek bilang kalo kita makan ga baca doa maka setan ikutan makan,
ya udah aku makan ga baca doa biar setannya ikut makan,.”


“Nah pas minum baru aku baca doa, biar setannya ga bisa minum..
…Rasain tuh setan, KeseLEK..!!!!”


“@JAR, barusan lu denger suara kuntilanak gak? | Iya Jon, serem banget! | Ya olooh.. Untung gw ga denger..
^o^”


“Saat Gue mandi diintip orang buta, trus dia cerita ke orang tuli, trus orang tuli cerita ke orang bisu. Orang bisu trus teriak-teriak :
“ADA ORANG GILA BACA TULISAN INI” !!”


“cara baru makan oreo..
diputer dijilat ditrawang trus dibuang..”


“ngrokok ahh, biar nyamuk2 yg hamil keguguran..”


“Mie sedap karinya nendang, aq tendang balik malah tumpah…huft gag jadi makan”


“Kini engkau telah pergi, tinggalkan aku sendiri
Menangis mengenang dirimu
Air mataku berderai saat melepas kepergianmu…”


“…*(duduk di rel kereta sambil makan Gorengan)”


by @Rifan: “masa tadi dibawah ada yg manggil gw “Irwansyah Irwansyah”… trus nengok.. dia nanya gini “Acha Septriansah-nya kemana??”… walahhh kok bisa gitu…”


“ketemu sama orang gila kmaren yg manggil gw “Irwansyah”.. skrg dia malah manggil gw “Budi Anduk”… gw lgs kabur aja takut disangka fitnah..” 

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tumor and cancer drugs

Candied Cermai tumor and cancer drugs




 originated from some accidental events are very exciting to be made in the research, then I tested it against tumors confectionery cermai as a drug to a woman who runs out in her womb surgery for tumor diseases, but the tumor was growing again after four months later. For the doctor who operated on again asked for an operation, because of malignant tumors, the situation is considered quite barbahaya, but the patient refused.by chance that the patient my friend, and after telling the problem, I suggest to eat "fruit preserves cermai" routinely, 2 times a day (morning ¼ ounce, afternoon 1 /; 4 ounces), after every meal. ¼ ounce contains: approximately 15 seeds cermai sweets.
 recovery began to be felt for about 1 month after eating "fruit preserves cermai" on a regular basis. If it had always been a pain (cekot_cekot) dirahimnya when working in a standing position for about 1 hour as a caster in his own salon, it's no longer like that. The pain was just dating at the time only, after 4 bull eating regularly, he checked back in her womb disease, but the result is very surprising by the doctors who had been dealing with the disease was declared "the tumor has withered" or nearly dead. And after over half a year more to eat on a regular basis, the patient had not complained of any pain, death and stopping tumor take "candied fruit cermai"
 search results of these trials can be concluded, that the sweets are mematiklan cermai-cancerous tumor, and the like, especially the seeds are spread throughout the body."Candied fruit cermai" as a cancer tumor drugs have been tested on several patients, and the result was quite maximal,-cancerous tumor is always wither and die.
 well for those who suffer from cancer and tumor-sejenisnyan, like "lymphoma" and "leukemia" do not go anywhere, I suggest to eat "fruit preserves cermai" and anyone who had information "findings of herbal medicine" is not there are bad when helping to socialize with others, so that recording is tersebutdapat disease cured.for people with HIV-AIDS should not be discouraged and shy, because the medicine was found to cure 2 0 - I month of treatment. 

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obat tumor dan kanker

Manisan Cermai obat tumor dan kanker 


berawal dari beberapa kejadian tanpa sengaja yang sangat menarik untuk di jadikan penelitian , lalu saya melakukan uji coba terhadap manisan cermai sebagai obat tumor kepada seorang wanita yang habis di operasi rahimnya karena penyakit tumor, tapi tumor itu tumbuh kembali setelah 4 bulan kemudian. Untuk dokter yang mengoperasinya diminta untuk  dioperasi kembali,karena tumor ganas , keadaannya di anggap cukup barbahaya, tapi pasien menolak.
secara kebetulan pasien itu teman saya, dan setelah menceritakan masalahnya, saya sarankan untuk memakan “manisan buah cermai” secara rutin, 2 kali sehari (pagi ¼ ons, sore 1/;4 ons), sehabis makan. ¼ ons berisi: kira-kira 15 biji manisan cermai.
kesembuhan mulai terasa setelah selama sekitar 1 bulan memakan “manisan buah cermai” secara rutin. Kalau dulu selalu terasa sakit (cekot_cekot) dirahimnya bila bekerja dalam posisi berdiri selama sekitar 1 jam sebagai caster di salon nya sendiri, sekarang sudah tidak lagi seperti itu. Rasa sakit itu hanya dating kala saja, setelah 4 bula memakan secara rutin, ia periksakan kembali penyakit di rahimnya, ternyata hasilnya sangat mengejutkan oleh dokter yang selama ini menangani penyakitnya dinyatakan “tumor sudah layu” alias hamper mati. Dan setelah selama ½ tahun lebih memakan secara rutin, penderita sudah tidak mengeluh sakit lagi, tumor mati dan berhenti memakan “manisan buah cermai”
cari hasil uji coba tersebut dapat di simpulkan , bahwa manisan cermai bersifat mematiklan tumor-kanker,dan sejenisnya,terutama benih-benihnya yang tersebar di seluruh tubuh. “manisan buah cermai” sebagai obat tumor kanker ini sudah di uji cobakan pada beberapa penderita , dan ternyata hasilnya cukup maksimal, tumor-kanker selalu layu dan mati.
nah bagi siapapun yang menderita penyakit tumor-kanker dan sejenisnyan , seperti “kanker kelenjar getah bening” dan “leukemia” tidak usah kemana-mana , saya sarankan untuk memakan “manisan buah cermai” dan siapapun yang sempat informasi “temuan obat herbal” ini tidak ada buruknya bila membantu menyosialisasikan kepada orang lain, supaya merekan yang sedang menderita penyakit tersebutdapat di sembuhkan .
bagi para penderita HIV-AIDS tidak usah berkecil hati dan malu-malu , karena obatnya sudah ditemukan untuk menyembuhkan 2 0- I bulan pengobatan.

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the principle of a leader

leader is one of the most important aspect in the organizational context. however, define leadership quite challenging. with diverse points of view, the leadership of other significant enough by someone to someone else. This time I am posting akn principles of leadership, according to some community leaders
great leader is one who is willing to develop people to an extent so that they can surpass them in knowledge and ability
difficult to find someone who despite high into the stand, which works well and doing business are determined by the spirit of friendship, not in a spirit condemned
times do not ever hire or promote people based on your self-image. it is foolish to replicate your strength, and more stupid if you replicate weakness, it is essential to employ, trust, and reward those who have the knowledge, skills, and judgment are very different from your situation, it is difficult, because it requires humility, tolerance and the extraordinary policy.
True leaders are not consensus but the creator of the consensus seekers
Do not go follow the path, but go where there are no roads, so you leave a trail
think before bentindak and policies are the properties that must be present in the leader
a true leader always has a surprise a secret which can not be guessed by anyone else but cause people to feel motivated and terperengah
people who know how to win a lot more than people who know how to use the victory to the right
There is a very big mistake of always being right on
you can always use the quantitative data you get, but you have to suspect that data and use your own intelligence and judgment
people with big hearts of the people are always in a spirited dwarf. dwarf-minded people who can not accept the fact why people should use intelligence, not subject to the nature of his subordinates
you do not have to hold a position in order to become a leader
Treat people as they should be treated, so you help them to become what they can achieve
measure of leadership can be viewed in terms of quality people who choose to become followers
a true leader must have a sincere policy so that his followers are not afraid to approach him for any reason
leadership is to ask the people working for you even though it's not their obligation
a leader leads by example, regardless of whether he did it intentionally or not
an army of sheep led by a sheep that a lion can defeat an army of lions led by sheep sheep
a leader must have the courage to challenge the advice of an expert

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