funny short stories

The father asked his panjul: "What's wrong with you at the law again?"
"I refuse to be a traitor"
"oh, so what happened?"
"the teacher wanted to know who had killed Ken Arok"

Guests: waiter! Quick call a chef here!
Waiter: good good ...
Chef: what is it, sir?
Guests: see this. Homemade steak rock hard.
Chef: ah, it was not perhaps so. Bistikku famous delicious. I've cooked steak before youwere born!
Guests: then why wait until this new day you serve.
Disuatau hospital, pack kumto being treated for any disease that requires her to careinap.pada one night, sir kumto in the wake by a nurse to give a liquid.
"pack, pack, pack up!" the nurse said, patting my back pack kumto.
"hmmmm, what is it?" asked Mr. kumto bit angry, because he felt disturbed sleeplelapnya.
"it's time to sleep syringe, sir" she replied without guilt.

This is the story of a blind man and the new emir who he met at a park. They engage in aconversation. Soon the blind man pulled out a newspaper and opened it
Amir: "mas, he was blind, coal koq newspaper?"
the blind man: "baseball, clay-clay horns aja image koq